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"cool it tails, let's not make things worse"


Does running late count as exercise


an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could




if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

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Fun fact there’s a white noise generator that allows you to add a swarm of bees, spooky child giggles, and the shrieks of monkeys over calming rainforest sounds



whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal


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trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg


When I think about it,

                                     really t h i n k


                I hate it.    

                                                     Being alone.

So you have to promise me. Cross your heart, hope to die. 


                                  { you won’t leave me.}

(Source: thestaffoffrost)

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